Hey! If any of you are
looking for any
last-minute gift ideas
for me, I have one. I'd like
Frank Shirley, my boss,
right here tonight. I want
him brought from his
happy holiday slumber
over there on Melody Lane
with all the other rich
people and I want him
brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and
I want to look him
straight in the eye and I
want to tell him what a
cheap, lying, no-good,
rotten, four-flushing,
low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant,
blood-sucking, dog-kissing,
brainless, dickless,
hopeless, heartless,
fat-ass, bug-eyed,
stiff-legged, spotty-lipped,
worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is.
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where's the Tylenol?
Design measures 11 × 35” and is centered on a 12 × 36” stencil sheet.
Laser cut from durable and easy to clean 7 mil. plastic. With proper care stencil will last for dozens of uses.
All stencils are designed, produced and shipped from my small workshop in Utah.
Hey! If any of you are
looking for any
last-minute gift ideas
for me, I have one. I'd like
Frank Shirley, my boss,
right here tonight. I want
him brought from his
happy holiday slumber
over there on Melody Lane
with all the other rich
people and I want him
brought right here, with a
big ribbon on his head, and
I want to look him
straight in the eye and I
want to tell him what a
cheap, lying, no-good,
rotten, four-flushing,
low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed, ignorant,
blood-sucking, dog-kissing,
brainless, dickless,
hopeless, heartless,
fat-ass, bug-eyed,
stiff-legged, spotty-lipped,
worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is.
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where's the Tylenol?
Design measures 11 × 35” and is centered on a 12 × 36” stencil sheet.
Laser cut from durable and easy to clean 7 mil. plastic. With proper care stencil will last for dozens of uses.
All stencils are designed, produced and shipped from my small workshop in Utah.
